1. I got a text from a woman I hadn’t spoken to in five years and she offered me oral sex every day for the rest of my life for $2 million.

    — 

    David Choe, the graffiti artist, who will net $200 million in the Facebook IPO told Good Morning America (via brooklynmutt)

    God bless America. (Previously, and)

    (Source: brooklynmutt)

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