March 2011
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Blackout Blackout, or, Three Children
Last Friday morning, the power went off in our LES apartment. This was strange because for ten months we had assumed that our electricity was included in the high rent, and so the landlord took care of it. “No, no, I pay for water and heat. It’s in the lease. You mean you haven’t received a bill for 10 months?” No, no we hadn’t. No notification of not paying either.
“Well apparently this...
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“Make friends with large men: This is especially true at a concert or performance...”
– Easily-Overlooked Insight in to the Male Psyche that Females Shrewdly, But Ultimately Wisely Take Advantage of on The Hairpin of the Day.
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She then took the half-empty Stella on the table... →
Womp womp.
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