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interweber:

when you see it you’ll run out & buy red

OK, back to work tomorrow, Internet.

interweber:

when you see it you’ll run out & buy red

OK, back to work tomorrow, Internet.

(Source: ohsoswiftly)



Tumblr Wish List

  • “Photographr”: Unlimited upload size, choice of 3 premium themes at no charge, Lightroom/Aperture integration, a sophisticated tagging system to give credit to original poster, and poster/book printing partnership (i.e. buy this photo); $10/month
  • “Codr”: Interactive tutorial/walk-through teaches users to code their own themes. 
  • Charge for “theme upgrades” like slideshow photosets, social buttons, expanded font selection, featured post menu, “reblog in black and white”, etc.
  • “Chatr”: Instant messaging for Tumblr users who have mutually followed each other for at least 2 weeks. (Unauthorized add-on here)
  • Tumblr fixes the queue, adding a calendar layout option to schedule posts.
  • “Dash”: Web app that allows you to view your dashboard— plus other curated lists of Tumblrs— and integrate other RSS feeds (competing with Google Reader replacements). Free with ads or $25 for no ads. 
  • “Ephemeralr”: Posts so marked automatically delete after set amount of time. 
  • Allow approved media company tumblrs to notify users who have reblogged posts that have since been updated (to prevent spread of inaccurate news). 
  • BRING BACK TUMBLARITY (jk, jk).

Submitted:

  • How about we make the reblog icon CUTER?!


Actually, that’s a pretty good one-two. 

Actually, that’s a pretty good one-two. 



Fuck off, TIME. 

Fuck off, TIME



suicideblonde:

Elle Fanning at LAX, May 7th

Leather sweatpants alert? cc Joe



sade:

jessicamaehendrickson:

Go away. Go away. Go away.

fucking white people

#CarolinaCup





Long Reads from the C train. Some good ones here.
People I’d Like to Hang Out With
The Legend of Chris Kyle, by Michael J. Mooney — Profile of the deadliest sniper in U.S. history. Incredible story that I might have missed. 
Roger Ebert: The Essential Man by Chris Jones— If you haven’t you should.
Kim Gordon Sounds Off, by Lizzy Goodman— “There is nothing desperate about Kim Gordon.”
Is Giving the Secret to Getting Ahead? by Susan Dominus— Adam Grant is really good at life. 
In Conversation With Mike Brodie, by Barbara Davidson— Guy born in 1985 takes a few years off to travel around America with a camera, now just wants to be a train engineer. The Youngs still do things that aren’t blogging!
Other
Travels in the New Psychedelic Bazaar, by Vanessa Grigoriadis— Boys on the Internet are playing with new synthetic drugs. 
FanBased: Inside Lil B’s Ecstatic Cult, by Carrie Battan— I don’t listen to or get Lil B, and now I know why? I don’t know, his fans are weird and fiercely loyal and it’s interesting. 
What if the Tsarnaevs Had Been the “Boston Shooters”? by John Cassidy— I thought about this in the aftermath. What is it about bombs that make a terrorist, whereas people who use guns to shoot innocent people are just “lone” and “deranged”?
Allen Iverson, NBA Icon, Struggles With Life After Basketball by Kent Babb—  Mo money, mo problems/gradually then suddenly. 
The King of Oontz Oontz Oontz by Jessica Pressler— A fun, short profile of “world’s hottest DJ” Avicii. I like imagining the pitch for this.
Weird Twitter: The Oral History, by John Herrman and Katie Notopoulos— My feelings on “weird Twitter” are mixed, but here’s an oral history.
“Hey Foxy!” Inside the Oil Boom’s Amazing Bachelor Boom, by Maya Rao— As one learns in college, things get weird when there’s a lot of men around. 

Long Reads from the C train. Some good ones here.

People I’d Like to Hang Out With

Other



He reads.

He reads.



thedorseyshawexperience:

illuminati, duh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcD4KPTPE2w 

DOING DRUGS